Ok, but seriously about the stats right? You guys have never been watching a game where one of the announcers is like “____ just broke the record for most rushing yards in a single game, on a monday, against a divisional rival, on a rainy day in the second half of the season, while their starting QB is healthy” and…

Can we just make a list, rank order it, then all sign off on it and be done. Or next week are we going to have a “black men with college degrees are the white people of black men”? Then the week after we can have “black men with college stem degrees or ivy degrees are the white people of black men with college…

maybe your dentist is just not nearly as much fun as theirs!

people tend to throw around rsvps pretty willy nilly when theres 400 invitees and its only vaguely related to an important event in someones life.

Hah, I’ve never claimed pooping in public is normal. In the last 6 years I’ve run at least 6k miles, distances 3-26m and never had to poop in public. In fact only three(give or take) times did I have to interrupt my run for a poop, and all three I was able to find appropriate facilities.

pizza is the mother of all leftovers.

Shouldn’t require an engineer, this is just common sense.

observation bias. the people who binge drank in college entire social circles in college also binge drank. it’d be hard to not be under the impression that everyone binge drinks, when everyone you know binge drinks.

There are a lot of things that could lead to puking in public, and running is I’d say one of the least offensive. I’ve seen drunk people puke on a crowded metro (splattering over innocent bystanders), far more often than I’ve seen runners puking.

omg i was on a run the other day, still a mile from home when i felt it come on. it was a desperate situation. to make matters worse, i had my infant in the stroller. i made it home, but barely. all this is to say, this could have been me! :(

If I only had one monitor it would just be “Netflix” and I REALLY wouldn’t get anything done. At least with 3 monitors im 60+ percent effective.

just look goofy for a couple weeks. it’ll all be fine. you’ll be fine.

freezing only protects you from one way that fraudsters can use your data (opening accounts in your name).

any advice on how to convince your kids to trust the five second rule? seems weird to try and convince them to not trust it, how does that benefit us at all? plus i’ve been a faithful[5 second]rule-abiding citizen my whole life and the only consequences I’ve had is more delicious food in my stomach.

World First, in this context, is referring to the competition among guilds to kill a mob. They were the first guild in Destiny2 (worldwide) to kill this mob.

Yeah, the whole ‘asking for things politely’ is a lesson I learned very young. There’s just literally no downside. The worst case scenario is the person says ‘no we cant do that sorry.’

It seems like any grown adult who graduated high school should be knowledgeable enough to help guide their children through homework up through high school. Even if you don’t specifically know the answer, you can help by asking them the right questions.

Well, two situations:

the whole point of a resume is to brag. ‘here are my impressive credentials, here are the impressive things i have done at previous employers and institutions, and here is a very short section detailing my interesting nonprofessional pursuits, also here is my impressive phone number and email address and at least…

If cops were paid more, it would attract higher caliber recruits. No individual shitty cop is going to get better at his job just by being paid more, but if cops in general were paid more, then more high quality recruits would enter the profession.