Ok, now replace sex with your wife with sex with yourself. Not a cheater, but I think this is where things start to become a bit more complicated.

Right up there with VR and “console-handheld hybrids”.

In other words, Nintendo shouldn’t get too excited about the Switch’s performance in 2017. Holy moly.

It’s not really useful, but for me, it was one of the best features of the 3ds. Going to university, checking your 3ds for the green light, and sure enough... Just makes you feel like a part of a community, which is something sorely lacking in gaming these days.

That’s cool, but I already paid 90$ for the game, and still no season pass. Because I love it so much, I won’t sell it to someone else. He’s gotten enough money from me.

Sure, but so does real life. You’re more likely to find a girl that’s willing to kiss another girl, than a guy that’s willing to kiss another guy. So that creates the illusion that more women are bisexual, but maybe they’re just more comfortable with the idea of it? There are a whole lot of factors at play here.

So he accurately portrays real life in a simulation game, and that’s a problem because.....?

There’s a whole world out there. This just seems like low-hanging fruit to me.

Short answer: No.
Long Answer: Noooooooooooooooo.

Yes, it says 1 player, which means 1 player per system. Are you even trying?

I don’t understand the love for Team Instinct. Yellow is literally the worst color out of the three, yet just about everyone I know is on Instinct. Blows my mind.

Well, let’s face it, all religions are trivial.

Agreed. I recently broke my Galaxy S6, so I had to go back to my old S3. It’s not available for me on the app store, so I downloaded the apk. Runs a little slow, admittedly, but otherwise works fine.

That’s because yellow is just about the worst color.

Man. If they fell for that, then I wonder how many iTunes gift cards they’ve bought to bail relatives out of prison.

Don’t count on it. That’s exactly what you do if you want to piss of your consumer base.

I mean, it certainly makes logical sense. I’m sure there’s data out there that supports it.

I’ll be working 40 hours this weekend. So, you’re right, it’ll be a long one.

How is it a long weekend? I don’t get what you mean.

Hannah Montana.

I know, right? It’s clearly Hannah Montana. Come on.