I just feel like he should have a box filled with needles like they used to do with cigarettes.

Ooooooo. This should be liked approx 1000 times.

Where was I reading about pay transparancy earlier today?

Soooo...you’re saying he’s stolen Ted Nugent’s whole stage act?

^^ love.

“Panicked snowman Glenn Beck”...

So is Olive Garden and their all you can eat pasta deals considered a holy pilgrimage?

My religion’s #1 commandment is “Thou shalt not pass up free food or drink.”

Shh. I’m liveblogging Dad’s spinach

I made my mom’s super spaghetti casserole last night and I have leftovers. :-)

For a Pastafarian, would the consuming of pasta be like... partaking in Holy Communion? I’m asking seriously.

R’Amen!!

This is an interesting...take.

I’m not a fan of colanders. I prefer a nice mesh strainer.

Finally, some good news!

For God’s Sake! Don’t give to this psycho! HELP ME! - Reginald the Koala

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

Straight up Aristocats.

SO THESE CATS JUST ‘HAPPENED’ TO COME ON STAGE AT THAT MOMENT AT THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC SUMMIT THIS YEAR? I’VE SEEN THAT SAME CAT IN A PICTURE TAKEN OUTSIDE THE PENTAGON JUST 3 WEEKS AGO!!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!!

Remember when they wouldn't air the Buffy S3 finale because a giant demon snake destroying a high school was too much like Columbine? Good times!