in the full vine

How do you manage to fail at hoodies?

With a little publicity, that photo could be Bush’s Dukakis-in-the-tank moment.

Love to chest bump and MC like the youths. What’s up, my voters?

So cranky. So awkward. Crankward.

“I’d be very happy to debate the Kardashians anywhere / anytime / any topic. — Rebel Wilson”

That would be so *awesome*.
(Until Khloé Kardashian started misdirecting every topic to a chapter in her new Ass Workout Book.)

They’re saying that Rowan Atkinson was having an affair? I need a moment.

Every day I wake up, have coffee, then get down on my knees and thank The Noodle that I don’t have to date in the age of Tinder.

Thank you. I am in daycare hell right now and this is exactly the chuckle I needed. I am henceforth referring to the babysitter as “the bootstrap factory.” Thank you, internet stranger. And with that, I am signing off for the night.

one not-very-influential Fox News contributor blamed marginalized groups for their own mistreatment.

Very glad that unlike the music, this movie isn’t contagious.

see what you did there, i did. hee hee hee.

Truly truly outrageous

I KNOW, RIGHT? Seriously dig on some Tim Gunn. But, his ‘all teh looks at once’ strategy leaves me puzzled sometimes...

And then totally be like: “Why didnt they make *more episodes*?”

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I'm off the whole week of thanksgiving but my spouse is not. Debating if I want to binge through it without him and pretend I didn't.

Same. Same.