I wants the ponies.

What kind of hideous monster steals a goat when there are obviously more superior animals at a petting zoo ripe for stealing? Also, kidnapping. I see what you did there.

I prefer to think he was using the royal “we”, the majestic plural. You know, him and the voices in his head.

Except, the word “we” might have been more inclusive than was apropos for the situation.

John Waters needs to put this guy in his next movie.

What’s the over/under on catching him with a male prostitute and a duffel bag of meth and viagra? A week? Two weeks?

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…

YES!!! Would read!

When you’re in that deep, you see actions like this as ultimately loving toward other people, helping them get closer to god, get into heaven, what have you. They might consider barring birth control as part of their greater ministry.

Ugh. Thanks for following the $$$, Anna, I was wondering how a group of nuns had the wherewithal to manage SC level legal wrangling.

just gonna write my response to this now so i don’t have to come back and comment in June when the decision comes in:

I’m confused as to what taking care of old people and birth control have to do with each other but sure.

I strongly second this.

What happened to individual freedoms? No one is oppressing your fucking religion because they want to take birth control. It has nothing to do with you or your religion! If you don’t want to cover it, you have no right to demand that no one else covers it.

Far better than having to watch the real thing. Unfortunately though, it does raise standards and expectations for entertainment that the real View cannot achieve.

You can use “religious freedom” to justify LITERALLY ANYTHING.

Little sisters, amiright? Always going on about how life isn’t fair and they can’t do that thing they want to do because Becky did it one time and broke her leg.

i’m very glad we’re all having the same LOL GATSPY KARDASHIANS LOL convo again.