No one cares about your stupid boner.

Cool story, bro.

I have never said this before: “WE can ALL go home now”

Let them eat cake.

Now you know how we non 1 percenters feel. Every day.

Ah, but why should they complain. Isn’t this capitalism at work? To those who have much, more will be given. To those who have little, even that which they have will be taken away (rough translation of a verse somewhere in the bible).

for real though. LUCKILY I’m still high off the glow of the ghost story thread.

This dirt bag is a real bummer bag :(

I’m going to memorize that statement so I’m ready for the next know-it-all-who-won’t-just-shut-the-fuck-up!

The same FBI whose director is insisting that surreptitious recordings of police misconduct is causing a spike in crime? Super.

“That’s supposed to be someone that’s going to protect us. Not somebody to be scared of.”

BUT HOW ELSE WILL WE KNOW WHAT’S ACCEPTABLE FOR WOMEN TO WEAR ACCORDING TO SOME CREEPY WHITE DADS. It is absolutely crucial for me to know whether or not the nearest patriarch approves of my clothing choices and/or thinks I’m bangable!

They’ll probably become the women policing other women and making videos about how “leggings aren’t pants”.

Well that’s the grossest thing I’ve seen today.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

Nothing like a bunch of creepy men oogling their daughters. I guess Josh Dugger wasn’t available to look at his sisters. Quality Fox broadcasting.

If she’s not completely comfortable, maybe it’s because a grown man just barked at her.

E: Megyn Kelly’s Wherever

I think he pissed off the Iowa evangelicals with the dig at seventh day adventists and implying to the crowd that he’s normal because he’s presbyterian. The last thing they want is someone who’s not fluent in the language of Christian persecution victimhood.