First he suffered a ring avulsion (google it)

10/10

Hey! Take that shit over to 500 Days.

Did you use artist statement - o- matic? :) http://www.playdamage.org/market-o-matic…

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

She had to spend 9 years pretending to find Kevin James funny/charming/attractive. She has suffered enough.

Whatever, I miss my flip phone.

drugs man, drugs

Everyone knows the correct number is 4, 699, 309, 535 anyway!

Fer sure, fer sure.

also, Shark Tank/Sharknado. Now I have to check.

Yeaaaah..........I just ordered 10 of these.

The Most Dangerous Easiest Game

My favorite single from her album, 1589, is definitely Welcome to New Yorick. Shake it Out, Damned Spot takes a close second.

Teen boys think these signs constitute a command:

By the grace of God

Hahaha FUCK well I guess I already lived through my biggest fear then

Someone might want to tell him that.

GOOD. AS IT SHOULD BE

can we also please stop calling it a female reboot and call it just a reboot???