I read those every year! I cannot wait!

HOPEFULLY SOON. I’m about to ask Planchette!

i mean, some of these places sound really bad, but what did that lady think pony rides were? at carnivals and stuff like that, that is what the pony/camel/llama does all day : walk around in circles. it’s not like that place is any worse than other animal.. walking.. businesses.

ME TOO

My heart leaped into my throat when I saw the cover photo because I thought for a second that this was the annual Halloween ghost story thread. By the way, when we doing that?

Linus, honey, it’s time to get off the Internet. The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming, you can stop writing Yelp reviews.

Before I read - Dear fellow parents, If your asshole kid is chasing chickens at the pumpkin patch, it is your job to stop them and explain why it’s wrong. It is not your job to stand there with your gross Timmie’s coffee, laughing and taking pictures on your phone. Add goats, baby donkeys, geese, etc. to that as well.

Oh my god you’re really influencing my future plans right now.

John Waters will be the dean.

RIGHT?! Like this is not just Halloween shit for me this is 365 everyday life dedication for me

Tis the season that my daily interests line up with the rest of the world.

Wow now I want to be the worlds foremost and most renowned Creepologist

After this and the Houdini post, I’m really interested in reading about Victorian spiritualism!

That's what I've always thought. Everything else is boring

These pictorial articles have been killing it lately! It's like every article has been written with my creepy interests in mind.

We do so love birthing new religions and sects in America...

barker-ing up the wrong tree.

Rita Ora

I guess America wasn’t feeling the Chafe.