*insert “eat my poutine” joke

Justin my pants amiiiiriiiiite?!?!?!

What have you invented other than this fucking useless comment?

To quote my facebook feed circa November 2008:

Total communist Muslim.

Here’s a synopsis of their conversation*:

Wait, does this confirm Obama is a communist Muslim? Do I have to wait for Fox & Friends, or can someone confirm it?

I worship footbaal.

great explanation

there will so TOTALLY be a creative anachronism abacus society in the future.

and once you sign in, you can never sign out again

Because you are always standing in a metaphysical bookstore?

“we are each of us a parcel of code in a simulation designed.....”

Yes

If it ain’t broke, don’t break it by being some creepy dad who comments on your child’s dong size?

Matrices

I think that's the best way to go. It's the same with me and my dad.

I have questions, people with penises. Don’t penises stay proportionally the same size? Liiiike is it the same as being born with big ears? Wouldn’t his dad have known this from changing his diapers?

At this point, the best course of action from the sidelines is to stay away from Justin’s genitalia. And his dad.