What’s alive? For all we know we can be dreams of a machine.

wuttt <3

Jesus Christ am I alive or not?

Wait. There’s more than one matrix? Well, fuck.

What color is this?

He’ll make it back on Weight Watchers stock. Then he’ll beat a millennial out of a classic 6.

I think it was his stealth Catholicism. For as God said (in the Bible), when you pray Catholic prayers, go into your dirty Catholic back room and do it so nobody knows you’re doing it, then own the stage like a preacher.

I’m the God that wrote the Constitution with his dick and wants babies to have guns and wants pregnant guns to have babies and then I want to send all of those babies, both gun and human, to war.

Why didn’t He just say so?

He signed the rights away after the crash. Really biting Him in the ass to be honest.

Filed to: HOLY CRAP

No Balls Channel

Nota Bene: Conquered (by you)

Wait, God models for Shutterstock now? I didn’t realize money was so tight up There.

Now Bullies Conquer

No Backbone, Clearly.

No Bueno Corp

Numbers Before Class

Contact the author in heaven.

Nothing But Cowards