Just give me meat flavored and textured soy (or some vegetable substitute) instead. I don’t need real meat anymore.

Caught red handed acting like a human, the siren sounded immediately.

And with all the toxic dullard bully behavior as of late, there just might be something to the whole “crazy hormones/psycho brain affect” correlation.

For historical context humanity has never consumed more animal products than right now

I know, and I'm a vegetarian anyways, but lab grown meat always makes me think of that episode of Better Off Ted.

Just make sure it doesn’t taste like despair.

I think that’s going to be a game-changer technology, but I also want to point out that we already have lots of cheap, sustainable meat alternatives- beans, pulses, psuedo-cereals and the like. We’ve just developed this terrible habit of expecting meat at every meal and wanting bacon on everything.

Jesus, that's terrifying.

All the stars.

Mother foxing father ship.

Her transport:

do you mean to FOX Mother ship?

God damn, this election cycle is amusing. Unfortunately we’re over a year away from the elections, I truly don’t know how we can sustain this kind of maniacal campaign.

Fox News reaps what they sow. Suddenly they have no idea what to do with frothing at the mouth conspiracy nutcases and the lumbering behemoth of tea partiers. It’s like watching Mickey Mouse frantically try to control the brooms he’s accidentally brought to life as they completely wreck the place.

Dear WB,

He was basically the one that pulled them together in the cartoon right? I could totally see that working in the movie. Because he’s a shapeshifter, you could basically cast anyone to play him.