COTD

pretending to enjoy going to clubs.
shitty music, douchey bros, overpriced drinks, and I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that it’s perfectly okay that I don’t dance.
do. not. dance.

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

That’s taking the Donatella Versace setting on the tanning gun and amping it to the Nth degree.

This girl’s potential as a Batman villain is off the charts.

I thought they were suing her because she had found an ingenious loophole of having all the crows steal precious goods for her.

So they’re suing her family because she’s really good at committing murder?

toot!

Which is why banning abortions is fine those stupid poor people shouldn’t be getting them anyway and if a republican needs one they’ll find a way

I can’t wait for the day Megyn Kelly finally fucking loses it.

I am quoting Tina Fey. Insert “photoshop” and “abortion” for anything Republicans are vehemently against.

yea, but it’s different, because, reasons.

“This motherfucker...”

It’s a trap!

It’s quite possible that he flip-flopped changed his mind on the issue. Probably about the time when he got into politics. And if he was doing research involving fetal tissue, it almost certainly came from an abortion.

A GOP member acting in a highly hypocritical manner? A first for everything, I guess!

Typical. Nothing says “Republican” more than “it was okay when I did/do it...”

Driver is totally NOPE NOPE NOPE

The most impressive video I’ve seen is this one. “Maybe I won’t go to work today...” What a terrifying incident.