If you are going to fuck these jerks, make sure this guy doesn’t enjoy it. He’s wrong to the core

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions by providing birth control and women’s healthcare than any jackass right wing group ever has. Fuck those jerks.

The only thing scary about Eli Roth or his work is that his shit is still getting greenlit.

The study should have said “zero...zero cents should go into drawing pictures on coffee you heathens!” and then proceeded to burn down all the Starbucks stores in the world.

haha. I really need to look one step ahead.

“Females” = a huge red flag.

You deserve a brophy for this

Blasphemy.

lol

I’ll take mine medium rare, thanks.

anne what is that hair tho

Don’t have the means to shop Garavani’s face onto the turkey. Use your imaginations, people.

oh didnt realize he was still alive

RE: Skrillex referring to the opposition as Joel and not Deadmau5

Let’s talk about the fun fact that Skrillex was the lead singer in From First to Last because that’s more amusing to me than a grown man having a tantrum about the fact that he’s a whiny bitch and everyone knows it.

The fact that she would have been better off raping someone tells you all you need to know, really.

literal same.

also legit just learned that toothpaste has an expiration date

TIL: Toothpaste expires.

I AM MOVING TO AUSTRALIA AND I AM OPENING A WAFFLE RESTAURANT AND THEN I WILL MAKE A SQUILLION DOLLARS.