Now I really want some pasta. Like really bad.

This is the wedding jam, how long will it take for your parrot to pipe out this tune?

I’ve never proposed to anyone. But I’m like this close Collier. My right knee is feeling some serious gravity.

If you can get depression there, you can get depression anywhere.

Water slide caves!

Baby....Ruuuth?

33. Self Reflection

Ochre pyrosome comprised of writhing iniquity.

Last time I was in Astoria Oregon I ordered from seamless. It came from an Italian place called The Fratelli Bros. I ordered a nice pasta dinner but what showed up at the door was a Baby Ruth wrapper and a half eaten tub of Rocky Road ice cream. Lame.

“C’mon Giada. Everyone knows you’re not supposed to start dating a man until he sticks to the wall when you throw him!”

Godspeed. And I hope your thunder thievery is prosperous.

Well this is truly outrageous.

Bill Nye the skin cream guy.

I know I’m going to binge this on the 20th. I can’t even be bothered to pretend I won’t.

Not even one Crud pun :(

That makes America sad.

Childcare!? In my day they just dropped you off at the bootstrap factory where you work your way up from the bottom. Coddling these children will not turn them into to the sociopathic corporate elites this country needs.

I for one welcome our robot feline overlords.