I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again;

Naaaaaah (in goat voice)

I would encourage all would be animal thieves to start with the bulls.

Once again Mark Shrayber pandering to the bleating hearts.

I for one am tired of my tax dollars being used to end elderly pregnancies.

Bobby,

“Sexting ring” sounds like a medical condition Mark. Have you checked up on that?

That is of course until he runs for president of ISIS.

“More importantly, I’ve taken on ISIS and Iran. They know who I am and I know who they are! I am Batman!”

Let your freak flag fly.

Lubewich?

It involves a kiddie pool and several of those comically large basting brushes.

No that’s when you get out a sharpie, circle the stain and write the words “worth it” next to the stain.

This lube shaming needs to end.

Thing is, he’s not wearing any socks.....

Can we just be like, “hey neighbor, you mind uh.. maybe..running America too? I mean we’re like right down here it can’t be that much trouble ....right?”

How Harry form babby?

“Who rules from his pineapple under the sea?”

I will, thank you.