*High Five* fellow old. I started watching with... Boston, was it? A year or two before Seattle? I remember a chick named Montana. (Wikipedia confirms, season 6), and I remember it being quite pleasant, with everybody mostly getting along. Then Seattle came along, and my world was fucking rocked. Didn’t make it…

Jesus. It was fucking inexcusable when it was Carrie Fisher in the OT, or Zoe Saldana in GotG. But it at least had the sheen of plausibility.

There was a span of about three years in my 20's where I didn’t have my natural color. I cycled between blue and green and platinum and bright red, and whatever the fuck else took my fancy that month.

He is literally the only thing I still remember fondly from True Blood. Very sad news.

Okay, I don’t know the other two, but Kim was a major player on Lost, and Park was a huge name on Battlestar Galactica. How in the fuck can they justify that?

Even before that. Link’s Adventure was a direct sequel to the first game, and Link to the Past was presented as a distant prequel. This shit has been going on since the beginning.

Look, as fucked up as the timeline is, and as futile as it is to try and fit it all together, there is one thing that it absolutely wrong, and that is your comment.

I haven’t worked retail in nearly 5 years, and I still hate those motherfuckers that would ask for the floor model unprompted. That is not a goddamn retail hack. Motherfucker, what do you think happens if I sell you that? I have to open another brand new one and put that on display, that’s what!

There was one of them, I forget which one, where you had to go through a side passage halfway up a wall to get to the shrine, that you won’t see unless you’re specifically looking up at a particular moment. That was the only one I really had an issue with. The other two were fine, and didn’t cause me any problems.

It was customary in some cultures to kill the weak and infirm infants too.

Alright motherfuckers, debate over.

So, Steve Bannon is obviously a pustule on the ass of humanity and we’d all be better off if he were popped.

Quotes, or it didn’t happen.

There’s not many people I wish death on, but Mitch McConnell is one of them. The day he dies, I will wear my fanciest hat and have a spring in my step to celebrate.

Agreed. If nothing else, I take some joy out of the fact that he is miserable and in a state of rage tonight, on his birthday.

Fuck that. I’m concerned Trump could start a nuclear war at any minute because of his impulsiveness.

Jesus. Somewhere, in the back of my head, I imagined classic Garfield had to be funny, right? He just got lazy and complacent after success, but the early years proved there was talent at some point?

Never flatlined, but did experience a seizure/subsequent coma for several days afterwards that was 100% dream free. Just seizure, then several days are gone and I’m in the hospital with an ET tube down my throat.

A small, evil part of me wants this game to suck now, just to smack Ubisoft for their hubris, and so they’re left sitting on 999 statues of a character that nobody gives a shit about.

1) The title to this article is a word salad nightmare. I had to read the entire first paragraph just to glean WTF you were trying to say.