“Current games will look better on the X”

Don’t worry. I expect between 4 and 7 full on raging tweets starting at 4 in the morning.

Nope, you’re wrong.

Why does everybody think this is a fat thing? Look at the guy on the left; he’s a bit on the husky side himself, and he can still do it.

There are the reasonable people like you, who understand the difference between the reasonable and comfortable spread of a normal sit, and an asshole like that guy. But sadly then there are the people who scream bloody fucking murder if they see an inch of space between the knees.

Because the arm rests are doing the job of keeping the legs together, instead of the leg muscles.

Different pelvises are built differently, dude. Your experience, is not my experience, is not the next guy’s experience.

That guy up there? That’s just ludicrous. But for me, while it’s not painful, it is honestly uncomfortable to hold my legs together for more than a few seconds at a time. My normal posture would be with my knees maybe a couple inches wider than my hips. I would imagine it has something to do with the shape of my…

I have this image in my mind of Bannon furiously trying to wrestle the phone out of Trump’s hand, while the testimony is going on in the background.

These people have zero foresight. All they care about is ruling now. And yes, I do mean rule, because they don’t give a fuck about governing. I don’t think they’re capable of thinking ahead.

Exactly. He still hasn’t found a replacement for Comey, and it’s looking like nobody wants the fucking job except Lieberman. The more people he loses from key positions, the more crippled his administration becomes.

Not Ted Cruz. He hates Trump for all the shit he pulled in the primaries, and is Mary enough not to hitch himself to a man he despises that’s sinking like a rock. He’s also despised himself by everyone in the senate, and probably wouldn’t survive the confirmation.

Trump as a hateful racial slur.

I don’t care if Joe Biden will be 78. If he runs, he’s got my vote. Warren would be an excellent choice as well. I’m also hearing early rumbling about Senator Franken, which could be an interesting dark horse candidate.

Oh god. My second play through, I actually went through with a map and got every single one of those fucking flags. I forget the exact number, but it was something obscene, like 500.

If nothing else, the ability to hook up those old consoles is quickly vanishing.

Man, if only somebody could have foreseen this happening when they booked Noel and Liam.

Looking at the cover, Partners in Time was the one with the baby versions of the Bros, which is the one I stopped on. Seems that may not have been a coincidence. I’ll have to go pick up Dream Team and Bowser’s Inside Story, because I really do have incredibly fond memories of Superstar Saga.

Weaver is the psychic, actually. There was simply no winning for Iowa with that race.

Not to support Steve King, but in other less biased reporting I’ve learned that Weaver has previously run against him for the same seat, and lost 38 out of 39 counties. She also blamed the death threats on reports that she was trying to build a career as an internet psychic.