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I think the most entertaining part is his “I’ve never served in the military, but I’m going to wear a military-style jacket on my official military trip” with all of the little patches he had Mother sew on for him. “I know I had a skull patch, Mother, where did you put it?” “I haven’t seen that in ages. It might have

No one in the White House knows who Mike Pence is.

“We can’t mention all the horrible things that conservative policies have actually done, because that would just be rude.”

He’s Cotton Hill, with valium and shins.

Except Cotton would break that little bitch in about five seconds.

Those lucky motherfuckers.

“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]

Because only the first three picks are selected by the lottery; the rest proceeds in order of fewest wins. This tie breaker only applies if neither the wolves nor Knicks win one of the first three picks in the lottery.

In this case, I believe these are called claspers, not dick and balls.

The cutaways the video switched to to highlight each ball were pre-recorded. In reality, they were all Minnesota balls. ‘Her emails’ left an obvious trail stating that pingpong balls can’t melt pizza shop basements. And where are the real birth certificates for those muslim fake, non-flat Earth shaped spheres? WAKE UP

The ping pong balls were then wrestled to the ground and escorted out of the building by MSG security.

Nice argument for philosophy class, but pure bullshit. Words make actions. Germany didn’t start killing everyone spontaneously. Hitler worked them up to it. Trump and the others tell people lies and incite violence. Just because there aren’t ovens heating up for Jews and Muslims yet does not mean things are good. We

Oh yay, another “conservative” who only gives a shit when something directly impacts them.

This is nothing but trouble. Either you got beat by a kid or you beat a kid.

White House does a thing? Yeah, it’s been a topic of discussion before.

It’s actually an entry from my diary that I accidentally posted online : (

Also, for some strange reason, an adaptation of a Canadian Novel by a Canadian Author filmed in Toronto is not available in Canada.