I get it now. There is no better business model than college football.

The NFL wants to be the NCAA.

These protests are entirely the result of American sanctions on Russia and Maduro’s attempts to keep out American influence.

Don’t worry, the CIA will put a fascist puppet in power and the neoliberal misery will never end for Venezuelans who don’t make it to the majors.

What was the disaster other than America placing sanctions on Russia, thereby pricing out Venezuelan oil revenue (and crashing the economy)?

Weiner is married to Huma Abedin, Clinton’s assistant.

I’m glad to find out the “Wizards’” owner is Jewish.

Maybe you think he’s a dipshit because you don’t share the same interests.

Haha, what a dumb shithead.

Thank god I don’t live in that country.

“variety of factors” = “There is only one factor.”

Ice hockey was invented by runaway slaves in Nova Scotia.

good?

Fuck the Capitals because of those #RussiaGate dorks. Clinton should’ve campaigned in the Bryan Rust Belt.

Fuck this, Bouchard should be worshipping Sharapova.

Crapitals

Oshie

Before strike zone regulations, there were pitcher’s mound regulations.

Ugh, that exclamation point.

PIT-WDC = Stanley Cup
NYR-OTT = Calder Cup
ANA-EDM = ECHL Cup
NSH-STL = SPHL Cup

It certainly was a perfect cross-check to the face.

Defensive forwards are more valuable in the Argentine Primera Division.