This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

That’s possible. Or maybe I think he’s a dipshit because he’s a dipshit. The possibilities are myriad.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

I hear Ball is going to start his own league.

Just a quick break from your scorching hot take (that draws no parallel to reality) while I ask a simple question. How the fuck do you know Lavar Ball’s dad?

Love Schilling’s Glenn Beck-esque response of basically: “I’m not saying it didn’t happen but I’m not convinced it did happen.”

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

He’s never been IN the black either.

Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

Yeah because unchecked capatilism has never crashed the American economy you dumb fuck only like 3 or 4 times.

This is the only acceptable anti-Jeter take. There were other players (granted only a handful) that were better players but never celebrated like “The Captain”. Both Ichiro and Vlad Guerrero were much better players yet celebrated a fraction as much (especially Vlad).

“Tough titty” - The Republican response to hearing people will suffer and die

But my state (Florida) is surprisingly well-run and properly-funded. So what does our idiot GOP legislature and Gov Voldemort continually try to do? Undermine it by pushing new hires in the direction of a “personal investment account” 401k-style system. In the long run, if enough people choose that option, the pension…

Take your “offense” and shove it up your dickhole.

“more than half of us”

Except for the native people who came up with the game.

I’m totally convinced that the rise of lacrosse in the suburbs is fueled by parents who feel there are too many brown and black kids in soccer. Since soccer doesn’t require all that expensive gear, there’s no barrier to the poors mixing it up with the sons of the upper middle classes.

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?