That’s the point - they are turned off. I’m no Windows noob. We’re not talking about mere pop-up notifications. We’re talking about messages that fill the middle of the screen, steal focus away from whatever foreground application you’re currently in. It forces you to do something about those, while you’re doing…

You know what’s just as bad? When users who keep a laptop turned off in a bag or drawer and then get bombarded with the missed updates as soon as they start it back up. Usually this is just as they have a critical need for it like just before they have to make a presentation or jump on a web conference.

Mine never says that. It says “restart now or we’ll do it during off hours” (paraphrased).. granted you can define those off hours to some agree. I’ve had my computer shut down and restart without me knowing without ever getting the message because I sometimes leave my laptop on for a few days at a time (Sleep for…

Well, Ms. Evans is no longer with us and her estate filed the suit.

Now THAT’S a Jalop story!

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

Literally zero people disagree with you.

The only reason dealers still exist is because they lobby to exist.

I had mine on a 250gb ssd. not enough room to download the update that lets you uninstall parts of the game. so I just uninstalled the game completely.

Always worth noting that these numbers are up even though we were doing all that social distancing. This shit is and always was real. 

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

SNL really missed an opportunity to have Jeff Goldblum dressed up like Brundlefly land on Pence’s head.

No doubt he earned the seat but the Mercedes’ dominance above all others is greater than Schumacher’s Ferrari’s.

what in the fuck happened to Albon??

Doesn’t sound terrible, but I think they are really missing the chance to merge racing with ball pits. Everyone loves ball pits. (or maybe I just really want to hear an angry Alonso lose his shit when his car gets trapped in the ball pit)

Youtube is a cesspool of ads, racism, more ads, “whos still jamming to this in 2009" and even more racism.

This is not news. There has been a vomit inducing caterpillar living in Washington for the past four years. 

For those of you who don’t live in the police state that is the USA right now where black folks are concerned ... and yes, I know it’s not “right now”, it’s “forever” ... here is what that same interaction sounds like in a proper 1st world country.

.... just, like, this is fucking bullshit. If you’re a cop and you see someone jaywalking you could literally just say, “Excuse me, sir, but please don’t jaywalk. It’s technically illegal and you could be fined” and that’s fucking it. Pat down? On the street in broad daylight? Fucking performance art for rich white…