Esports is doing fine, my negative friend. This is a small market for a relatively ancient game that has been on the backslide for quite some time.

I will be happy with “Biden meets with NATO” instead of “NATO leaders laughing at US President” or “US President attempts to line pockets by scheduling Summit at 2nd rate resort he owns”. The latter two being actual recaps from 2019. 

I simply can’t wait till we have a boring old white dude in office. I know most people on here wanted Bernie, or Warren.. I personaly did not, but whatever. I just want QUIET. As a nation, we need a break.. The idiots on the far right are going to say stupid shit about Biden when he is elected, like they did about…

A low quality car means I’m more likely to buy another car in 5 years, but I’ll be damned if it’s the same brand. ;)

It is generally highly reviewed by other people on places like BoardGameGeek. Sorry you didn’t like it I guess, but many people do enjoy it so saying “stay away” is a bad take.

Definitely both, but here is the thing about the second part. First, anything they do will reinforce the paranoid conspiracy theory feedback loop. That’s how conspiracy theories work: In their minds anything in their favor proves them right and anything against them also proves them right and that it is a conspiracy.…

my first thought too. “This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I’m going to free my cock with a neodymium magnet. *click* Lets do it a few more times just to show it wasn’t a fluke.”

Why are they all so proud to be so dumb?

Someone send one to the LockpickingLawyer

“People go back to work while still infectious” is not an indication that it’s safe to do so, it’s an indictment of late-stage capitalism which would rather extract value from your labor and use you up until you are replaced than protect your health.

Per the CDC, guidelines for symptomatic people:

The way the F1 season has been thrown together, with a mix of the familiar and the unexpected has been the highlight of the season for me. Being able to adapt your car and your driving to a new track has to be a key skill for a top driver, one the F1 circus doesn’t have worry about too many time during the average…

I can kind of see where you’re coming from on this. I think the draw is in doing something very few other people do that transcend the boundaries of expectation, but I imagine it comes down to the kind of person you are. I’ve had a lot of wild shit sprung on me in my life and a lot of adventure that I definitely…

You’re blaming Kotaku for the omnipresent cheater problem? Are you brain damaged or just naturally stupid?

Ain’t just Lamborghini, I managed to double my motorcycles sales these last three months through the virus. And I assure you, the vast majority of my clients weren’t rich. It’s more owing to the fact that people who wanted to buy earlier this year couldn’t, so there was a lot of pent up demand. Things will eventually…

When she said she resigned to spend some time with her family, she should have keep to her word.

And 208,000 Americans are dead because of the Bowling Green massacre.

I’m taking the New York Bar Exam on Monday... twenty years after graduating law school, and not having practiced law since then. I expect to fail just as miserably as your minivan has failed the TUV. But I will continue undaunted and try again and again until I pass because I am the David Tracy of law. You are my…

The only way to defeat a German inspector: Technicalities. 

Some people have no taste.