I don’t know about that, but I’m pretty sure you could talk Zygi Wilf into a few rounds of Mario Kart.

Like I’m going to watch a Lions/Dolphins game.

Its ALWAYS the ugly one.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

A sad Travolta, obviously.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

This IS Craigslist, after all. You could probably offer ATM in exchange for the car.

It’s pronounced “GINA”

Fuck you, I laughed.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Why no mention of Sylville Smith being a convicted felon with an extensive rap sheet, in possession of a stolen hand gun and tons of ammo, running from the cops and turning the gun towards the black cop that rightfully shot him when he wouldn’t listen to the police? Yeah, you link a story to it, but c’mon most people…

No fans are not the best scouts. They just aren’t. I listen to WFAN all day and there is just no way that could be true. No chance.

Didn’t Ortiz do steroids?

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

Yes, agreed. My personal rule of thumb is to only kick women sober enough to really feel it, you know?

You should beat the info out of them.

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

If Tony LaRussa was behind it, then I’d ask his assistant General Manager, Jack Daniels.

Or we’ll lose to Akron. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯