Something about the NBA season starting soon.

You can’t prove it doesn’t mean that.

Of course she turned into a lesbian on her 70th birthday.

Or the lazy bitch could learn to use the app herself.

Sweet humble brag.

Doesn’t denote spouse is female either.

I don’t want to defend Suh in any way shape or form, but I think we’ve all wanted to kick an alleged rapist at some point.

Fried cheese curds are awesome you Commie.

Ol’ Toothy Smile up there had a freaking squirrel jump on his shoulder and he didn’t even flinch. Ice water.

Ok, you’ll get paid, and then you’ll pay tuition. What? That’s not a fair trade off?

Count down to divorce papers being filed............

I have absolutely zero interest in two juice monkeys suplexing & spearing each other for 20+ minutes sprinkled with rest holds. I will turn off the PPV before the match even begins.

Slow football Sunday you have to report on girls high school soccer?

The robots in the seats look so life like!

“We go live to Bryce Harper......Bryce?”

Go hug a fucking tree & cry me a river.

Like two chicks at the same time.

Fuck you for making me go to Facebook for this shit.

I’m an asshole and I don’t give a fuck who knows. Sam Bradford can suck a herpes dick, you look like the type of clown to tie a sweater around his waist Drew.

Fuck Chicago forever for ruining “Chelsea Dagger” & The Fratelli’s as a whole for me.