I promise you, this was strictly for publicity. How does that fat hobbit get robbed at gun point with all those body guards?

Never gotten an old fashioned before a debutante ball?

Nothing says football like a chick with a dick singing at a football game. Gay agenda being pushed even harder.

Imagine that, cheered by a city of folks who wish your raft had capsized.

I love everything Giannis so fuck you that’s the greatest joke since The Aristocrats.

Do you prefer your soap box or pedastool for your hot morning takes?

You left out the details of that traffic stop, convenient.

Go find your favorite tree & hug it you whiny baby.

Chris Carter of Milwaukee, Rickie Weeks in Arizona both not black?

Good for the Seahawks? Who gives a shit what they think?

Concussion? As in he forgot he was fucking children?

They haven’t canceled the WNBA yet?

Those bitches are fugly.

Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night Sully.

Ideally, lawn darts.

I love tailgating, but you got my star for mentioning how fucking stupid “Bags” or “cornhole” or, whatever dumbshit name you give it, is. It’s fucking dumb. Get the fuck out of my way while I’m trying to walk through the lot for hot ass.

Who the fuck is still dumb enough to play this rigged shit? You have better luck trying to win a gold fish from a carnie missing one leg who’s only on games duty because a toddler died on the Tilt A Whirl while he was off smoking crank in a porto shitter.

WORLD STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Clearly it’s AIDS.