I still have his jersey hanging in the closet.

She was ugly anyhow. No loss here.

Brewers fan here, loved watching them step on their faces and grind it into the the dirt.

My main man Samkon Gado!

I have never in my life understood why people get such a fucking hard on for a baseball to be tossed their way or why they scramble for one in the shitty empty seats. If one comes to me fine, I’ll catch it, and I’ll likely give it to a child. If you’re old enough to where you can fuck, a free baseball should be the…

Just wait until MLB announces the addition of two more Wild Card teams to further ensure they can’t miss the playoffs, when they happen to miss this season.

Just cut the bitch. Like not with a box cutter, although..... Just release her, I’m sure none of the 11 people in the stands would even notice.

Oh cmon people she was clearly in uniform! As soon as I saw her I knew she was a bull dyke.

Bitch at the airport decided not to announce my boarding this weekend @ Newark Drug Emporium & Flight School and I almost missed my connector.

Re: Brady

You rather he barge into the stall you’re using & jerk it?

Patriots “fans” don’t remember any of the people you listed in “Let’s Remember Some Guys”

I prefer to think of it as that sweet Macon crank.

You mean the guy running without the ball?

HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BALL.

Badger fan here, spot on. Can’t wait to roll into Champaigne & shit the bed.

And this is a way Jesus has chosen to flood his families shack again. Fuck yourself Lousiana.

Enjoy your mud skippers sickle cell anemia.

Autistic redhead. Man, his father must have been a piece of shit in a previous life.

Her first thought was, “How can I make this about me?” Then, “Okay now let’s load up Facebook.”