You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Dam I thought things were ONLY coming up Butters.

Crude college students? Oh my stars! I’m certain that the young academics at the fine center of learning, Illinois, would never resort to crudity, much less profanity!

What a monolith of fan-spewed negativity; thank God there are some Giants fans left brimming with optimism and perspective.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

You mean twin windows?

The kid’s lucky. Zack Hample would have elbowed his throat for one of those gloves.

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

Yeah but cycling isn’t a sport

Are you 100% sure that he counts as a sports owner? I mean, it’s cycling.

This article puts a hop in my step on this fine Saturday morning.

Yadier Molina didn’t make the roster. Off to Twitter to see delusional Cardinal fans complain

Why would they need to ally with Oregon? If I’m on Cali’s War Cabinet, I’d consider OR basically a gimmie. They’d be all like “KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD” up until the moment the LA gang-bangers roll up and eat them alive.

His first draft: “We are fucked. Fucker fucked us. After Westbrook fucks us we are more fucked. No good player will fucking replace them because who the fuck wants to live in fucking Oklafuckinghoma?”

Batting practice? Oh fuck off (to Hample, not you BP). THAT DOES NOT COUNT.

He’s also decent at Street Fighter too, maybe it’s because he’s asian.

It’s fitting that he’s lying in bed with all of those balls seeing how every night he rubs his dick on them until completion.

My regional boss is a thimble, pal.