Like anyone watches fucking girls softball.

Use Google like the rest of us you lazy fuck.

This entire scenario gets a big giant dose of “DONT CARE DONT CARE DONT CARE” from me.

Good thing being a snitch isn’t frowned upon in this day & age.

Please never stop doing this. It has made this Brewers fan very happy this season.

Can this be filed to “Remembering Some Guys”?

I guess if high school boys can’t have sex with high school girls they could just sleep with their teach.......wait a minute..........

Big deal, she just wanted to be popular. Also, I’m not buying that whole “went to the boys room to talk to a crush” bullshit. They set up a gangbang using SnapChat. That’s how this fucked generation behaves now.

Just fucking cancel them already. Nobody gives a shit anyhow.

This is the exact reason I support China drowning children in creeks.

Gatorade expires? Working a grocery store there has to be a TON of stuff that just doesn’t sell ever, why bother to order it? OH YEAH, because the one fucking lady who needs pickled goddamn herring in a can once every 7 years.

“Too be in top shape” to call fucking sports games? I do that shit in my boxers while smoking a bowl & eating cereal. It’s not fucking difficult to do. Plus, isn’t that vampire like older than rocks who gives a shit about his slide to dementia.

He drank all of those beers in order to get to courage to sleep with Betsy.

I clicked the “peed in the air” link, and came to this, people still claim Grantland in their Twitter bio? Whatevs.

Are you from Southeastern Wisconsin? The only TJ Maxx I can think of is across the parking lot from a Boston Market & around the corner from a long shuttered video arcade.

Yes.

“Here’s my grocery list for the house, get U of Georgia to buy all the shit.”

Why is your grandmother on the Twitter machine in the first place?

He needs to counter sue for making his name publically known as a Marlins fan. AHHHHH who am I kidding this guy was probably using them as a corporate write off anyhow.

hot dogs*