This is the same place that builds college sized stadiums for high school football, nobody is shocked.

He owns the Warriors?

What do you mean, fade away? It’s already gone. No casual person on the street can tell you an IndyCar driver. Most would answer Danica Patrick if asked.

I love how franchises keep falling for the Skiles scam and paying him to do nothing.

Why don’t you go fuck yourself & play a game of Ultimate Frisbee you liberal hippie fuck. The rest of the non pussy Americans will be playing real sports. Enjoy the free Starbucks wifi clown.

Is in the same city where Dan Snyder surpresses the news?

Look Mets website, if I can’t say I was born in 2015 and have it count as a vote why the fuck is that option allowed?

Excuse me for having a pretty cock and wanting to share it with most of the Midwest.

He’s gonna wear the next pitch from Matt Bush. And rightfully so.

Ben Simmons is on suicide watch.

Get a better job with smarter snarks.

The bigger scam was Boston getting into the top 3 & the Lakers not falling out of it. Woe be the NBA if those markets can’t find a superstar.

His father is more disappointed in that mini van in the drive way than his unathletic son.

Adorable dad time. Full disclosure, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the pussy, but would go gay for Eden.

If you need tips on how to grill, you ARE NOT A MAN.

You aren’t going to cry are you?

Amazing they didn’t go out of the way to mention the dude reading the weather had a penis.

She is exactly what I picture Houston women looking like

Never split the pole, or the check.

Poor people & the uneducated use one slice of bread for sandwiches.