Way to keep the list minimalist

Most peaked at birth. The future is fucked.

Seriously, fuck Scott @ Auto Zone Corp & his brightly colored Dri Fit Nike golf polo shirts.

If the ump was paying attention it wouldn’t have gone to a replay.

Well you just shit on my, Ted McDonald’s, business plan.

Teresa is a miserable cunt. There’s no other way to put it.

On the other hand, why the fuck should you get to go between cars while we wait in traffic? Try that shit with me and I’m swinging my door open as you pass.

Eating meat in Mexico can cause a positive PED result. Expand to Mexico City. Brilliant!

Come back to Milwaukee Carlos, we love you & need you.

I didn’t read any of it due to the lead Instagram photo.

Look at his tiny arms trying to heave the ball all the way to the basket cylinder.

They resigned Johnny Cueto?

You got me because I imagined him saying it outloud.

I have a dick, pay me more.

Easiest solution, avoid Mexico.

Yeah I’m pretty sure Snapchat & Facebook would NEVER rig this for promotion. THEY ONLY BECAME FRIENDS YESTERDAY. That ploy would NEVER work! Fuck, I hate every generation after mine.

You just know this idiot gets off on the attention. I for one would be pissed off at him for standing in the front row. Who the fuck do you need to see over?

Real Player 4 strikes my love of morons down again with clipped streaming.

Ok, but what if the guy was indeed a faggot who sucked cock & they were just highlighting it?

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