The way I reconciled it is that if you’ve ever played the game, the hardware has mapped your brain and stored it. Much like apps rooting through your phone and storing it all in the cloud without your knowledge or permission, these guys were storing copies of your consciousness. Daly was then syncing that to the…

Dude, remember that time the grinch sliced the roast beast? It’s a thing.

Are you not entertained!?!

I mean, I’ve yet to see a play on which Crabtree doesn’t commit offensive PI.

Mormons are more Jewish than you would think. Or at least that’s how they think of themselves. So much so that they don’t try to convert Jewish people to Mormonism. When, as a teenager, I asked my Sunday school teacher why we didn’t proselytize Jewish people his response was, “we’ll get the Jews”.

Yep. Meanwhile, I knew a guy who bought a tempurpedic mattress with an adjustable base. He didn’t like the mattress, so he returned it within the 90 days for a full refund but they wouldn’t take back the $3,500 base.

I once went mattress shopping at a mattress store, looked at the prices and drove straight to Costco and bought one there.

If Trump is unpopular then why can’t I say “steel mill” ? It’s either “still mill” or “steal meal”. SMH

I was so excited when Cleveland got another franchise. I almost bought a jersey even though I live out West and have only driven through Ohio twice. Finally, a wrong had been righted and the fan’s voice was being heard. Dodged a bullet there.

Why would they play Hackenberg at the end of a lost season and burn his redshirt?

There might be a baseball team called the reds. The bigger problem is people refer to the Seahawks as the Hawks, and they’re already in the NFL.

I survived Hue Jackson trading the house for Carson Palmer in Oakland. And by survived I mean I didn’t watch much Raiders football for a couple of years.

Thank God the Patriots were caught cheating twice. That is the sad rationale hill that I will die on.

It’s a great time to be a fan of literally any other team in the Pac12 South.

That’s Landry, from Friday Night Lights. Pretty sure his name is just Landry.

I like it, let’s take the eastern half of PA as well. Makes a cleaner line

But what if we said please?

I think it would involve the West coast and the Northeast joining Canada maybe taking a couple great lake states with them. It sucks to be Colorado and New Mexico in this scenario. Though maybe if Utah see who they’ll be left with, they go along with Nevada and Colorado.

I think they also spent a lot of time in the run up to the election trying to explain the fact that Clinton having a 70% chance of winning doesn’t mean 100%.