Anyone who would list ballet recital at #9 is clearly unaware of the existence of indoor percussion as a thing you have to go to because your kids are participating in it.

According to Utah Jazz folklore, the Nuggets called the Jazz about trading away the 13th pick to Utah for the 24th pick and Trey Lyles. Which I mean, that’s looking more and more insane with each game played.

I had to purchase a money order from a Walmart the other day and the cashier was telling me about the multiple scam attempts she foils every day. Elderly people telling her that they got a phone call from the IRS telling them they needed to wire money immediately to avoid going to jail or their grandkids being…

I started this season hating the arbitrariness of the college targeting rule. By the end of the college season, having watched enough NFL games, I’m fully on board with the college targeting rule.

I always felt this guy was like the Mormon Tebow insofar as he’s really a RB masquerading as a QB. Good for him for being willing to play out of position to get on the field.

Me: checks Deadspin

This is deeply disturbing. My relative passed away last December and commented in support this past August.

I’ve purchased plants v zombies on just about every device it’s existed on. I’ve spent zero dollars on any of their freemium games. I figure they must be making money from someone on the freemium side, but it won’t be me.

My kids’ school has a fundraiser where the school staff “works” at McDonald’s for a night. It’s really messed up and some staff morally object to participating, but I guess it’s a big money maker because they keep doing it.

I stepped on a garden rake in my garage and got whacked in the head by the handle. It hurt like hell, but the tears were laughter.

I had a minivan where the air conditioner condensation would leak into the vehicle leaving the carpet permanently damp during the summer. That smell was bad enough, I can’t imagine mildew.

My in-laws are from Florida and apparently the Florida equivalent of Florida man is Jacksonville man.

Did you even flip the image because it’s a reflection? You sir are an artist.

I think they’d like him to lead by example.

My first grade school portrait outfit is all camo, including a camo bandana tied smartly around my neck.

I think the fall of Numenor is epic and self contained enough to work.

DUDE, you just solved it. Double headers on Thursday nights starting in the 6th week featuring the four teams that had their bye week in week 5. 2 games every Thursday night featuring the 4 teams whose bye was the week before. It would run through week 13, at which point all 32 teams would have had their bye and their…

I just don’t understand why they can’t play their Thursday night games coming off their bye weeks? You’d have to wait to start the Thursday games until the 5th week of the season, so I’m sure that’s the reason, but it’s better than trash football and stacks of injured players.

The Boise State hook and ladder play at the end of the Fiesta Bowl reminds me of the Hill Mary. Obviously more gadgetry involved, but the same fundamentals.

I’ve coached and not coached and I’ll stick with bringing snacks. I usually miss sign ups or forget which day I signed up for and end up bringing snacks every week just in case it was my week. Then I spend the first half surveying the other families to see if someone else brought snacks or if I need to run to the car…