Jezebel covered this: https://jezebel.com/adults-should-not-be-drinking-milk-1685033047

It’s a little hyperbolic, but when I was growing up there were three ota stations showing cartoons before and after school and each of the networks showed Saturday morning cartoons. Now only PBS has kids programming before and after school and I’m not aware of anyone showing Saturday morning cartoons.

I do like that you can hear the pa guy giving a safety warning (presumably about rushing the field) as the fan’s getting leveled.

Yeah, I don’t know if this writer has kids or not, but Netflix is almost essential with kids. I definitely get my $14 worth.

That’s right, and at the bottom of that hole is New Jersey, which is a shit pile.

This one time, when I lived in Philly, I got on the wrong ramp and ended up going over the Franklin Bridge into Camden, New Jersey. Then I had to pay a toll to go back across. That’s right, they make you pay to leave New Jersey. Money well spent.

It won’t matter. The press needs a competitive election. That’s the lesson from 2017. Hilary was running away with it, so they covered the emails and Bill’s accusers, and her supposed declining health breathlessly so as to tighten things up, while giving Trump a pass on everything. If Kasich is the nominee, they’ll…

Apple recently invented motion pictures then Google stole Apple’s idea.

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

He set the Raiders back years by panic trading for Carson Palmer after Al Davis died. He is neither a good coach or a good personnel evaluator.

I only learned this year, my 38th, that you should make your s’mores with a Reese’s peanut butter cup for the chocolate layer.

We saw how the candidate who positioned herself as “not Trump” fared in an election, is there any reason to think that a party positioning itself as “not the Republicans” will do any better?

Taking care of a baby will do that to a man. https://jezebel.com/is-ariana-grande-actually-a-baby-an-investigation-1669981980

I’ve never experienced any thing near what you’ve been through, however *spoiler*

He was rotating while he jumped and it looks like his body kept rotating when he landed but like his foot stayed put?

“does that make sense?” At the end of every sentence.

Aren’t most Christmas traditions borrowed from pagan culture? Aren’t pagans basically wizards or wizard adjacent? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that the magical community is the reason why most Christmas traditions are pagan traditions. They were probably like, fuck it, we’ll just influence muggle culture to adopt our symbols…

You left out Rudy Gobert’s response:

What do you have against the Arizona Wildcats? Wait, why was Syracuse wearing Arizona’s uniforms?

They don’t have whack-bat?