Maybe like a Certificate of Bravery from the Scranton Police Department?

I just have to think that based upon the behavior exhibited by their respective fanbases in their recent games, putting the 49ers and Raiders in the same division would be a disastrous idea.

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Raiders were one of the original afl teams from whence the afc sprang. No way they’d change conferences. Although, with Al Davis dead, I guess nothings off the table.

I hope he hosts a post Hard Knocks talk show in the vein the Talking Dead. That seems right up his alley.

Who buys canned anchovies but not canned oysters? If anything, it should be the opposite. Is he trolling us?

It’s like that time the NYPD stopped arresting people and writing tickets because they got their feels hurt.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the entire steel industry is gay. I learned about it on the Simpsons.

Watching the Blazers build a team around Lillard and Kanter is why I hope the Thunder don’t match the offer sheet.

He is a phenomenal offensive but he is a huge defensive liability. The Thunder thought they could pair him with a strong defensive center like Ibaka who could cover for his defensive liabilities. It didn’t work in Utah where Favors is no slouch on defense. You could argue that Utah had plenty of other problems, but…

My understanding is that it relies heavily on box scores which traditionally record offensive stats but not so much defensive stats. So you expect an offensive statline stuffer like Kanter to have a good BPM. In that regard, it's pretty damning.

This tweet pretty much sums up Kanter:

I don’t know man, I just priced out a 2015 Sienna vs comparably equipped 2013 Siennas with under 50K miles from the used car classifieds and there was a 10K difference. I don’t expect to pay the listed price for the 2015 from the dealer, but I also don’t expect to pay the asking price from the used car dealer.

I was thinking she could maybe use his balls as a set of trucknuts hanging from the back of the minivans u-haul branded trailer hitch.

If dude’s already agreed to buy a NEW minivan, then he’s already lost. He acknowledges his kids will destroy it, so why suffer the agony of watching them wreck it? Buy a van that’s a couple years used and use the money you save on the upgrades.

DWMitch was probably referring to the basketball player Brandon Davies who was suspended prior to the NCAA tournament. His suspension definitely hurt BYU in the tournament.

My kid’s high school doesn’t give D’s. It goes straight from C- to F. I think you gave this movie an F.

I agree with your analysis, but fail to see how it leads to a solution. In the end, you are still going to have to replace both people. I’d just shoot myself.

Would have been more Simmons if you had said, “OH MY GOD, IS THAT BILL SIMMONS’S MUSIC!?”

This. I have two children who have a paradoxical reaction to Benadryl. I can’t imagine a worse place to discover this than on a flight.