I’ve only recently begun forgiving him for the Jenny McCarthy fiasco. It’s nice to have him back. You should look up his most recent appearance on Graham Norton.

Originally Posted by James Poniewozik on Twitter

Let’s give the Pope the benefit of the doubt that he is celibate and has never masturbated. He’s still going to have wet-dreams. That’s just physiology and why he wouldn’t spontaneously detonate. So what punishment does he give himself when this occurs?

To this point, with a first contract value of $10.4 million, ODB shouldn’t have to worry about money for the rest of his life unless he blows through it on things like Ferraris.

Like classy beer goggles.

“Profitable” only in the sense that Mitt Romney and his predecessors were able to persuade the federal government to pay for most of the infrastructure upgrades for the games. I mean, the federal government spent 1.5 billion dollars on the Salt Lake Olympics but the Salt Lake Olympics did not generate 1.5 billion in…

I have already been down this rabbit-hole and my findings were that the Cuisinart WAF-300 Belgian Waffle Maker is the one to buy. Here’s why, because you shouldn’t making waffles from pancake batter, you should be making Belgium or Liege waffles. Which means you’re going to need pearl sugar. The pearl sugar is going…

I have already been down this rabbit-hole and my findings were that the Cuisinart WAF-300 Belgian Waffle Maker is…

I couldn’t understand how the Jets cheated 39 times and yet continue to be awful, then it was explained that it’s a Patriots site. Suddenly 39 seems a bit on the low side.

It has been mentioned below that the letter contains hearsay statements. There are numerous exceptions to the hearsay rule like the present sense impression exception and the recorded recollection exception. It is likely that the note would be admissible under one of these theories. Worst case scenario is that the if…

My daughter was an Avenger for Halloween last year. She was Thor. I don’t think Black Widow crossed her mind even once.

The Raiders drafted Eli Herring in the 6th round after he declared he would not play on Sunday and asked not to be drafted. So I’m guessing 6th round.

As a certified Mountain Dew addict, I can assure you that your comment is true. From the can and only ice cold. It is otherwise undrinkable.

Demi Moore, maybe?

My morning:

From wikipedia:

I volunteer as tribute?

I agree with your list generally, as I prefer one game playoffs to playoff series, but I found No. 8 to be completely tasteless. Sorry.

I don’t know about that, but the dirty little secret around Utah is that Jerry Sloan didn’t really coach defense or have a defensive scheme , instead relying upon veterans who already knew what they were doing to figure it out.

Typical Deadspin to wait until after the verdict to condemn this guy. Way to take a stand, Deadspin!

Slightly off topic, but have you tried logging in to the soon to be disbanded Club Nintendo in the past week?