I just thought this was an especially good observation considering Romo now has two fractured vertebrae. Also, I like seeing the Cowboys suffer. What?!
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I stand in awe of your prognosticating abilities: From Your 2014 Why Your Team Sucks, Cowboys Edition:
Right?! Do his eyes look like that because he's accustomed to wearing glasses? Creepy.
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If he has children does he get the same choice? Like he gets to choose if his kids go trick or treating or go to Chuck E cheese to celebrate his birthday? Because that would be boss. Making your kids miss trick or treating and celebrate your birthday.
YES! That poor one armed cashier at the build-a-bear. Do you think he doesn't know he only has one arm? Do you think every kid who comes in doesn't helpfully point it out for him? Because they do.
My birthday is on Halloween and I can heartily endorse having your birthday on Halloween. The entire world is throwing a party. You go to school for the costume parade and you get to wear the birthday crown. Do you know what that makes you? The KING OF HALLOWEEN! Everyone gets candy but you get candy and presents.…
Time for my asshole coach story, but this one has a twist. I played defensive line as a freshman (actually I played it every year) but the line coach my Freshman year was an asshole. In our first game of the season I recorded a QB knock down. Just missed on getting a sack because the QB got rid of the ball for an…
Once while driving through Texas, my entire family squeezed into a brand new Yugo (Stepfather, mother, sister, brother, myself and younger brother), my younger brother decided it would be a good time to throw up the bag of Cheetos he had just polished off. The biggest problem was that a Yugo can only seat 5 people,…
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Scrolling down to find Alexey Shved was almost as good as this classic:
This is the correct answer.
Q: "What if Tom Brady gets Ebola?"
Counter-counterpoint:
generally agree, but the neck and face tattoo ban was a solid idea.
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Speak for yourself. I need my distortion back.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19833_… they got to your dad first. Sorry :-\
Let the record show that Utah State was beating BYU 21-14 when Hill was injured. BYU's success this season has been based on their rushing game and USU, despite having a bad record has been stout against the run. This game didn't turn on Hill's injury. USU exposed BYU.
Being a Bill Simmons stalker: Priceless!