Damn, Tim Brown thought this thing through!

Tecmo Bowl ruined all video game football for me. I cannot play quarterback without instinctively retreating to my own endzone to throw a pass. No Madden for me.

Vaccines was definitely an oversight. But also, what about anti-depressants ? You're so glib:

Really though, their center went nuts/lost his mind. He's the second most important dude on the offense. Responsible for calling all the blocking assignments. Furthermore, nothing in Bill Callahan's post Super Bowl career supports the idea that he is anything other than a terrible football coach.

My wife just texted me out of the blue to say, "I just had the cheesy pulled pork fries at Wendy's and it was delicious. I might need more of that." So that's a counterpoint to Burny.

Thank you!

Seems like I've read in a couple places recently that student attendance at college football games is down nationwide. Do you know if that's true or just an anecdote? One example is BYU who are currently undefeated but are also experiencing falling attendance. I want to believe that it has to do with students becoming…

Not to defend video game publishers, and this may have been mentioned elsewhere, but there is no reason why a new videogame should only cost $60. 20 years ago a new NES game cost $50. Factor in inflation and the rising cost of game development and the price should have increased more than $10. Game publishers are…

Exactly, this is just taking advantage of the defensive player's good sportsmanship.

Your rankings reminded me of this saying: "Not sure if I like coffee or coffee flavored sugar milk."

Love that the Cowboys' pants are that strange green that is supposed to be silver I guess but has always been green. That's attention to detail.

I might be mixing things up here, but Dementors?

Would've been better with 3 amateur winners and one kid.

Some kind of Chopped tournament championship is on tonight I think? Maybe?

You're welcome.

Can we talk about relegation? Is it too soon?

You need to dress as Star Trek characters for Halloween. Have the missus dress as an Orion slave girl. You be Kirk. Like this:

Combine the CTE and 'roid rage with the physically demanding, stressful life of an NFL player and you've got a recipe for disaster. NFL players do not have guaranteed contracts and can typically be cut the moment they aren't performing. The difference between being on the team and off is literally millions of dollars.…

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