The American dub voice acting is pretty heavy handed and bad. Dame Tina Fey basically yells all of her lines. Also, the actions of the adults in the story make absolutely no sense. You can try to justify that by saying it's for smaller children but my smaller children (5 & 2) pick Totoro over Ponyo every single time,…

This painted quite the picture.

My high school history teacher (a white guy) said that there is no white history month because everyday is white history day. Of course this was before Obama, so that's probably not true anymore.

If I wanted to watch a TED Talk, I'd watch an Onion Talk. I'll come back for the summary.

I'll buy one at some point. When I do it will cost less and have more, better games to play. It's sad that the only game my kids are interested in is little inferno which I can get on my iPad.

This is the real reason the NCAA needs to die. Athletic scholarships should be guaranteed for 4 years.

I stand corrected. Thanks for the lesson.

I liked this better than the actual diabetes joke.

The other option is the white South.

I was watching American Pickers with my wife one Saturday and the picker guys were making an unannounced stop at some hilbilly cowboys' "ranch". The teaser as they went to commercial consisted of the guy threatening to shoot them for trespassing. Which was interesting to me because based on the reaction shot of the…

5 Icon dock, sbsettings and ad block. Stupid reasons I know, but totally necessary.

I told my wife it's a guy who wants to marry Colin Kaepernick.

I was sitting there poorly explaining what a safety was to my wife and brother-in-law.

Did Phil Simms propose to Colin Kaepernick yet?

Even Gregggggg (Not sure how many G's) now holds up the Patriots as the model NFL franchise. They're the only linemen in the league who don't stand around watching, don't ya know?

I keep clicking these, week after week, in the hopes that maybe Julia will have come around, but apparently she's a true fan of BS. Go figure.

How is she a supermodel as opposed to a model?

I tried playing with my kids but I found the controls and game mechanics disappointing. I stick to Castle Crashers and pretend that Skylanders don't exist, because otherwise I would want to buy them all.

Just wanted to say that you have hugely undervalued the importance of an offensive tackles agility and dexterity. Are you trying to get your quarterback killed? Also, in a modern defense, the defensive end is the most physically gifted player on the field. Hence the need for agile and dexterous tackles.