The only acceptable outcome of this Super Bowl is for Ray Lewis, Coach Jim and the Kap' to all get injured on the same play. Then it doesn't matter who wins the game because we'll all have already won!

I wasn't a real football player until I graduated to cleats with screw in cleats. Rain game! Equipment manager, I need 3/4 inch cleats!

You need to re-watch Married with Children.

Remember that time Tebow won a playoff game by throwing an 80 yard slant pass in overtime? I hate the Broncos, but that was EPIC! So I would say anyone busting off an 80 yard play in overtime in the NFL is up there.

Sweeping the kitchen/dining room floor and mopping are worse than vacuuming.

And what is "setting the table" Is that supposed to be the step that comes after clearing all the homework, playdough, spilled milk and crumbs off the table? not that it's a hard job, but I have never once encountered a table that was ready to be "set" at dinner time.

Question: Why is Sam Biddle hanging out with Marshall in the second "yes" link at the end of the post?

Hi, you must be new to the Internet.

Supposedly not. He may have consumed alcohol on his recruiting trip to BYU:

Or get one of these:

I think you're doing it wrong. Let Lenny show you:

Are we sure he was working off a picture of the right Catherine?

I for one am stunned that a person named Mallory McMorrow would have attended ND. Fish out of water much? Not trolling, just laughing my ass off.

After the horrible officiating through the first three quarters, the entire game is suspect. The officials put the Broncos in that position and it's pointless to evaluate Fox's decision making in a vacuum.

I don't think the Football HOF has an explicit character requirement as does baseball's. That's all I've got.

You may have missed this part: "One reason is the size of the State House, a typical pipeline for aspiring politicians." Reading between the lines I would say the implication is that the women about to be sworn into federal office cut their teeth in the state legislature and that these early political opportunities…

This is really first semester law school stuff. The state doesn't care what you sign, if it's biologically your kid, you're on the hook. This can also apply to your identical twin's biological offspring.

I only recently started subscribing to NFL Sunday Ticket and was therefore previously unaware of the scheduling imbalance. I had presumed that all the 11 am (where I live) games were the result of the analytic work showing that West Coast based teams had a lower winning percentage when playing on the East Coast at 1…

I got what I paid for with Prometheus, which was to be entertained. All I got out of Hunger Games was annoyance.

Lay off reviewing Greggg's pseudo football analysis and just recap whatever hack theory Gregggg is spewing that week?