As a 5'11 3/4" person, I look forward to dominating the under 6' Olympic basketball tournament.

" Well: I like gay marriage, and I also like the chicken." This. A million times, this.

I think the bigger problem is that this would start a Reagan hologram arms race which the RNC would lose. President Reagan had way more in common with today's DNC than with the RNC. It was probably pretty difficult to find a Reagan speech which hit on the RNC talking points without venturing into forbidden areas.…

I don't understand the "we built that" slogan. Wasn't that Obama's point? That "We" the collective built everything as opposed to "you" the individual who didn't really build it? Shouldn't their slogan be, "I built that" or "I built ___________" and then fill in the thing you supposedly built all by yourself?

So here's the thing. Gamestop is a giant horrible corporation. This dude thought it would be awesome to work at a video game store. But that's not how corporations work. He has to push all those ridiculous products and services on you because if he doesn't and it turns out you're a mystery shopper, then he's out of a…

Adequate? Really?

The tines on the spork are too small to function well as a fork. Keep trying. You're doing God's work.

I think Armstrong is probably dirty. It's a dirty sport. However, this whole saga smacks of someone at the USADA trying to make a career for themselves by destroying Armstrong's reputation. I wish he would have participated in the investigation, just so a competent attorney would have had the opportunity to cross…

I've never played Yoshi's Island, but Yoshi's Story was fantastic. It was a simple game if you just wanted to mash buttons and beat it. But if you explored the levels and found the alternate exits, then your story would be different. It was also a challenge to only eat the melons and get high scores. My wife and I…

Look between the Brisket and the Turkey breast

You just described my situation exactly! And I sit next to a window. Here I've been thinking that it was my stupid G2X. What phone were you using?

Pull them for the remainder of the game and if upon review of the game film it appears deliberate, suspend them for the next game. NBA players get pulled for throwing punches and committing flagrant fouls all the time.

Plus, I've seen bathroom fans that say they should not be used in bathrooms with showers because of the humidity. So what is that bathroom fan's purpose

It's like no one played bioshock. That's what an FDAless world looks like.

I mock hipster douchebags because I can't grow the requisite facial hair to be one? ... true story.

I can tell you right now who the last person I'm going to put in charge of assembling future Dream Teams is: Derby.

I thought we were supposed to start calling them trackers?

That's why they're called the flyover states.

I was told that in Brazil, they play a form of beach volleyball exclusively with their feet and that this contributes to their Soccer/Volleyball prowess.

"This is no different than pro teams tanking to get a better draft pick."