Head coach Adam Gase attributed the collapse in part to starting left tackle Laremy Tunsil’s concussion and exit from the game.

Are we sure that’s not just Steven Tyler?

This guy’s going to give all people with hand tattoos a bad rap.  

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

Well, sometimes you just freeze.  Like (just for an example) when you’re trapped in a hotel room in Eagle, Colorado, terrified for your life.

Im fine with imprisoning anyone who fucking says “fake news”.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

I don’t even want to look at his old tweets

This being Washington, I presume “family friendly” means “no condoms”?

So now people can go family style on these women? 

Do I send my thanks to Miami or some Caribbean island?

“tripods are not allowed in the seating areas.”

One thing I’m not totally clear on... is there fighting in the bleachers?

I thought that thing was for getting Josh Beckett’s pizza rolls out of the toaster in the clubhouse.

Is an NBA trade like launching a nuclear missile? Do both of these guys gotta turn their keys at the same time? 

*fist pump*

When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

poor cap management in that photo too

Nathan Peterman is the only uncompleted side of a Rubik’s Cube.

“Hey Peterman. This chick look like Ann to you?”