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If the Raiders are smart, they’ll let Mack miss the first season game. Then extend him properly and welcome him back at their next home game.

Imagine the merchandise they could sell at the official, “Return of the Mack” game! My god...I get chills thinking about it. The Black Hole is screaming and going nuts. The

Nobody puts daddy in the corner

they can absolutely stick 64 recliners in their end zones.

Look at Bill Gates over here with a keyboard.

I tried to hail a cab today and I accidentally picked off a Christian Hackenberg pass.

Huh, You’d think the concussion protocol in Canada would be better, or at least free. 

“woof” is also the sound air makes when escaping from a football

Much better to ingest and absorb the killer, competitive instinct of the bovine.

Tim Tebow: Doctor, I’d like to have the bone made into a wife.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

If you think it’s bad now, just wait 100 years until future generations defend its heritage to permanently prevent tearing it down.

Wow, his mom’s still getting on him and his dirty laundry.

Steve Sarkisian Lost His Wrongful Termination Suit Against USC

Or Manti Te’o kissing his pillow

How many games is the kneeling suspension up to now? 56?

It’s like a reverse-Canseco, which is also what it’s called when a person experiences rapid muscle loss and makes increasingly good decisions.

Apparently Jamie Foxx was in the Phanatic costume that day.

I assume “Strawberry’s stance,” means hunched over a mirror with one finger covering a nostril?

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

“It was really enlightening. Coach would show us footage of before the NFL required helmets. There’d be a shot of a guy taking a nasty hit and laying there, not able to feel his legs. Coach would throw his head back and LAUGH. I mean, like a long hard laugh. To the point we all got kind of uncomfortable. *sigh* Man,