“You really need to wash it down so that it doesn’t come back up”

“Its not a party until the chickenhead arrives”

The pictures costumes were the most “family friendly”. These came in second...

Depends on the family

You are still allowed to use that move in high school. You can also put your entire body weight down on your target.

Thielen received the blow to the head...Kavanaugh just tried to

“Well, that would have come in handy...”

You lost me for a minute there..., but I think you told him to “fuck off”.

My wife got mad when she read about it... and she’s “had a headache” every night for the last three years.

(Christine) was out cold. (Brett) attempted a panicked, sloppy pin, and then dragged (Christine) over to the corner so one (Judge) could tag her out

“Fourth and about a foot”

“Half-assed and unfair” - isn’t that the Fox News catchphrase?

All they had to do was go across the street and ship it.

My retirement savings have been tossed away also...just like dust in the wind.

So far his ass has maintained a pinkish hue, but as they keep asking him about Mack it will eventually reach sunburst and then we will have a fun interview.

Yep pardner...no need for the gals to come out tonight.

Augusta will be glad to...here is his gear...rake, shovel, mower

Yes, 16 usually does the trick...

I can think of something worse...

He’s got the look of a man who has been sniffing that Sharpie all morning...