Still plenty of time to get Gary Sanchez.

“Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.”

That’s a little harsh. It was just an incidental cooch touch. Its not like he stopped short...

Much more accurate than the turds Matt Ryan was tossing last night.

You went to high school with Mark Sanchez?

Said every married man ever...

Back in high school I heard a guy yell at his son “the position is catcher, not retriever”.

Henry Fonda was the nicest angry man. 

Hey, give them a break. Since that peaky 13th amendment they just have to own somebody.

Not so sure about that dome...went to Miller Park once during a rainstorm. Had seats 3 rows from the field, but unfortunately they were right under the seam in the closed roof. Like a faucet pouring straight down onto my head.

I glanced at the headline and i thought this story was about my sister’s C-section when she was 15...

I thought Lance Armstrong was the biggest prick on wheels.

You missed the real story here. What is hanging from the ears of that woman in the back... and what is she eating out of her purse?

My uncle Ernie introduced it as warming up the chicken tender... he’ll be gone for quite awhile.

My wall would have stopped that chopper...

Any trip to Walmart will back you up on that one.

You must be “Bro”...

At least they didn’t ask him about tonguing his son...saved those questions for the Pope.

Curtis still showed more effort than Bryce.

Your soul will recover... you can’t beat the prices!