If only we were all lucky enough to get immunity for our Pecker we wouldn’t still be paying for acyclovir...

They probably have only been down there in harm’s way since last Tuesday.

7. Jimmy G motor boating Kiara Mia after every TD pass.

From the photo it appears that he’s ready for Goodell and Jerry Jones at the same time.

“Coming from the outside of the box”

Christian Hackenberg threw one 70 yards in the air also... unfortunately, it was a screen pass.

The Colts picked up that scissor lift on the cheap from a yard sale in South Bend.

I knew a Mary Jo that could have used another one...

Isn’t it easier just to revoke their security clearance?

I’ve seen that guy somewhere...

... enough

“xxxx” appears to be the necessary size of that jersey

Thailand is good... just stay the hell away from Vietnam.

I prefer a dumpster for the leg room...

No, that’s Harley.

Not the worst ass pounding that ever took place at Penn State...

His most accurate throw as a pro was his girlfriend into the back seat of his car...

In St. Louis they do it the right way with the “spiffy clubhouse”.

All I know is that every time Tristan goes to a nightclub somebody’s hands end up on some dick.