Yeah, the 5 seconds sounds reasonable...but the only time I think about scoring twice is before I’ve scored that first time.

I would have paid $4 to see A-Rod and Jeet do the elephant walk around the bases.

Size chart is all wrong. Most wearers of this particular hat will need size”Pea”.

Sounds just like the type of plan that gets hatched by guys who meet to set up their youth league in Libby’s Bar & Grill.

To be fair...that sign lists every possible violation and it doesn’t say anything about sending a message high and tight.

Assad retaliates with release of white, powdery substance over Kansas City...

Nope...tried it...girlfriend wouldn’t buy it...

I think I might be getting a boner...

I’m a little confused by the photo. Does he really have four armpits?

Better than being a Buttheadin’ closer

Are we sure that the ladies in question are not Kardashians? This could just be video from a family dinner. They have many of the characteristics of a Kardashian...long black hair...large partially exposed breasts...hands full of black guy dick...

Fuck did I do?

If you listen carefully you can hear Rendon mumble “you’re just bananas, Foster”...that’s what caused him to flame up.

The 49ers have starting selling PSLs again. They are Pregame Seats - Locker room so fans can watch this guy change clothes...

Joshua Farmer is going to nail those guys...

Goofy bastards!

Wish I could say that...

“Um, can EVERYONE please get me a tablet?”

No shit...

I’m sorry, I could have sworn the popcorn said 8 minutes...