Wait, isn’t that a Camaro?

Oh wait, since this is Jalopnik, it’s “so beautiful” now, amirite?

I know...this site is so predictable.  

Of course! She’s the victim here amirite? Women can do no wrong!

Exactly.   Kylie is good at the hypocrisy.   This site is just garbage when it comes to that. 

Wha, wha, whaaaaat? How dare you say that?

Love the hypocrisy on this site.  Kylie is the best at it. 

MN Resident here:  I went to renew my license and told the person at the counter that I wanted the ID that let me fly, and cross the border into Canada.  She couldn’t explain which one I needed (and I’m pretty sure she was confused as I was)....long story short:  I got the wrong ID card.  FML. 

Please comply.  

Yeah, what the hell is up with that sticker?   I expect to see that thing on a 1989 pickup.   Not a Audi. 

This is so very, very wrong... How DARE HE do this to....

Wait.
Wut?
You mean it’s Aubrey Plaza doing the harassment?   Oh that’s so cute. Nevermind.  Carry on.  Nothing to see here. 

The Nissan Pathfinder suffered a similar indignation. 

He did something similar to the people of West Virginia.  Never cared for him after that. 

Kylie is going to be VERY upset with this. 

I know.  The hypocrisy of this site is amazing. 

Going to grab my popcorn for this one.

Wait...nobody wants to venture around on a 600+lbs adventure bike? I’m shocked!

Ewwww....how creepy!   Am I doing this right Kylie?

Been hearing that “jeans argument” for years now. Funny how it coincides with the obvious fact that Levis jeans are now made from inferior material. Anybody who has been wearing Levis jeans for 30+ years knows this is the case.

PS: I’ve been on Jalopnik for 5+ years now. Can I please get out of the grays on this site p…

Kylie?

Thank you.  I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees this. 

Kylie - is that you?