Congratulations to the couple!   

Yeah, worst take ever on the C3.  But I’d expect nothing less from the patrons of Jalopnik. 

But...but....but.....

Welcome to Tuesday!

Hey.... GM lifted the embargo on the Z06 a couple of days ago. Lots of publications calling a supercar. Ever going to see anything on this site about it?  Or did I miss it somewhere?     

Yup. The embargo on the Z06 was lifted a couple of days ago. Rave reviews all around. Here on Jalopnik? Not a word about it..... but we have  “GM future looks bleak”

Tell me again that Jalopnik doesn’t have a thing against GM.

Oh....we’re back to Brad Pitt!  Look for a Johnny Depp article in the next week.

This has Tecate written all over it. 

1963 Split Window Corvette

Absolutely in my top 10

Not sure why I had to scroll down so far to find this, as it is obviously the correct answer. 

For the love of god, don’t look into anything about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and/or Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! 

How about having the technology to not allow drivers to hold and use cell phones while driving?   Oh right, that will NEVER happen even though studies have shown distracted driving is as dangerous (or possibly more dangerous) than driving under the influence.   

Had to look to see who the author is.... not Kylie.  Huh. 

Are we going to see an updated gear shifter?   Or will one even be compatible? 

Well looks like Adam Levine is now on Kylie’s shit list.   Guess we’re done with Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt for now. 

Nope. I’m looking to spend $80K+on a luxury truck that gets 15 mpg so I can do truck things!

Funny how that works on this site.  

Ah, but this is Jalopnik.   They *HAVE* to bash on the Corvette, regardless of what other 2023 performance vehicles do.  

....or football, soccer, etc....