^ This, of couse, is the correct answer.  

“How’s it going?” 

But...but...but.... Jorts! New Balance! Gold Chains!

/jalopnik readers

“Production” Car. 

“Production” Car. 

Really one of the dumbest things ever....  calling a car “Eleanor” because of a movie.    

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY:

NISSAN, BRING BACK THE XTERRA.

All about the Xterra, Eagle etc... also loved this. Generation 1 (not Gen 2). Japanese reliability, soft top, 4wd.    Should have never sold mine. 

Reminds me of Fark soon after they removed a certan type of thread....or IMDB after they removed discussions.   Oh well.   Live by the sword.....

In before the inevitable jORtS/nEw bAlANce jokes. 

Here comes the “all you need are good winter tires” crowd.

Come on man....it’s like you’re not even trying! :)   It’s only modeled after one of the greatest car movies EVER. 

Ha...now, now, now....we’re not allowed to say that anymore.  This is the “new” Jalopnik! 

PacMan is full.

They should have put pedals on this thing so it could have been sold as a e-bike.    Missed opportunity.   

Call me when it races big brother, the ZR1. 

Call me when it races big brother, the ZR1. 

Go to bed Poindexter. You will never be as cool as my generation. It’s never going to happen, no matter how badly you want it.

It’s a good thing only Corvette guys do this.

Everything in Tempe will get stolen if it’s not bolted or chained down....and even then.....