“so it’s not like they’re selling the car explicitly to make cash for a binge session at the titty bar, if that matters.”

Huh.  So we still can’t say crack pipe though, right? 

When a new Dodge Ram is going for $100K? Yeah, no.

Jorts. New Balance. Hur Durr......

/s

Exactly.  This is Biology 101.   Nothing new here.  We let petri dishes filled with potato dextrose agar sit open for a few hours and you’d be amazed at how many fungal spores land, germinate, and produce beautiful new colonies.  And that’s just AIR. 

Honda Element. Yep.

Toyota FJ Cruiser? With the surge in Overlanding right now.....

*1st generation* Izuzu Amigo. So much better than the Geo Tracker or the Suzuki Samurai.

1977 Lincoln Continental Mark IV.

This. Right here.

One study the Transport Research Laboratory (TRL) conducted published the following results about slowed reaction time:

While I completely agree with this take, we need to assign similar outrage for distracting driving. Studies have shown it’s just as (if not more) deadly than driving under the influence. Yet, I wonder if he had been arrested for texting while driving if the story would be similar?

Again: Where’s MATT (Mothers Against…

No, you’re absolutely right. 

Used Tacoma??? Might as well buy new. 

Never gets old. Even now.

I’ve owned two Dodges in my lifetime.   Never again. 

Boeing is this this season’s Tesla!  Make summer hot again at Jalopnik!

Wait...you mean he can’t fix it by just rolling up his shirt sleeves and doing some push-ups? He’s “Maximum”  Bob Lutz!   

I dunno, this does it for me.

Something tells me this “artist” was a Gen-X kid who was reguarly beat up in his high school parking lot by guys in the “in crowd” who drove muscle cars.  Just a guess. 

Some of you never lived in Southern Arizona in a car with no AC and it shows.